the comedian

I remembered another funny from Bri. Jeremy took Brian out to dinner and a game night of laser tag. They went to panda express for dinner and after the meal Jer opens up his cookie, laughs and tells Brian "wow how did they know. My fortune cookie says 'you will win at laser tag tonight'" Brian quickly opens up his and says "well mine says ' your dad can't read'"
Why can't I be quick witted like that.